#1 Where's the bathroom?
#2 Can you help me find a book?
#3 (in a 2 level store built in 2004) Do you have an elevator?
#4 I didn't realize you had a second floor!
#5 Where's non-fiction?
#6 Where do you pay?
#7 Is Harry Potter out yet?
#8 How does the trolley work?
#9 Can you call me a cab?
#10 How are your books arranged?
#11 The sticker says 30% off. What does that mean?
#12 I can't believe you carry that trash (usually referring to a book about whichever political idealogies said person does not support).
#13 Are y'all hiring?
Some of these are honest, simple questions. Some are stupefying in their ridiculousness. Some annoy the heck out of me. There are only a couple I despise.
Can you guess which one I hate the most?