I told a crazy lady she had to leave today. She was talking to herself, then raising her voice to my customers and accusing them of strange things. I told her she needed to leave the store, then I escorted her down the stairs and to the front of the store where I told her she was not allowed back in, and that I would call the police and have a 'No Tresspass' issued if she ever returned.
She had just set foot outside the front doors, and I was beginning to close them when she shouted, "Fuck You, Bitch!." and "Yo Momma, too!" I had a few customers turn to stare, startled from their periodical-browsing reverie.
I thought she put forth good effort in making a scene, but she should have stopped after the bitch part. Adding Yo Momma just made it ridiculous.
It had been a month or so since I'd been yelled at and named called, so I was due.
What's the worst thing you've ever been called, either at work or somewhere else?