Sunday, April 22, 2007

Yo Momma

I told a crazy lady she had to leave today. She was talking to herself, then raising her voice to my customers and accusing them of strange things. I told her she needed to leave the store, then I escorted her down the stairs and to the front of the store where I told her she was not allowed back in, and that I would call the police and have a 'No Tresspass' issued if she ever returned.

She had just set foot outside the front doors, and I was beginning to close them when she shouted, "Fuck You, Bitch!." and "Yo Momma, too!" I had a few customers turn to stare, startled from their periodical-browsing reverie.

I thought she put forth good effort in making a scene, but she should have stopped after the bitch part. Adding Yo Momma just made it ridiculous.

It had been a month or so since I'd been yelled at and named called, so I was due.

What's the worst thing you've ever been called, either at work or somewhere else?


CatBoy AKA Charles said...

I have been called virtually everything, it's hard to say what is the worst. Fucking liberal wacko, pussy, asshole . . . mainly I hate when people call me by brother's name.

spidey said...

i have been lucky it seems to have never been called anything nasty at work, at least to my face.

Roger, the Elu said...

Stuff that even I am unwilling to put into print.


emma said...


I've been called a bitch, to which i responded, "Perhaps I am a bitch, but you are very lazy and try to pawn off your work to others, so between the two, I'll take 'bitch'."

schell said...

One of my female students called me a cunt in front of the whole class once. I think that was the worst thing any ever said to me.